Back Seat DJs

Yes, you may have heard these silly motherfuckers in the back seat of a bus recently. The wannabe Carl Cox's pumping out 2 watts of tinny shit from the single speaker of their megakicking mobile phones. Cunts!

There are several things these mongoloids fail to realise in their eagerness to share their music collection with us all, and these are:

1) Nobody gives a fuck about their music collection.
2) Nobody wants to hear their music collection (even if it was the best MP3 library in the world ever - which it never ever is).
3) Personal MP3 players have been invented. They involve the use of headphones - which are placed into each ear. It saves everybody from having to listen to their music.
4) Respect for others. These fucking idiots moan about being 'dissed' by others and yet they are first morons to whip out their mobile for a jammin' session.
5) The sound of R n' B ranks alongside hearing the sound of your parents fucking on the aural pleasure scale.

I'm truly starting to believe that eugenics may be the only solution to our problems. Surely science can isolate the chav gene and eradicate it.

Jesus, I'm boiling over with rage just thinking about these bastards!