Take That
I fucking hate this band... I've always hated this band.
Their music was fucking awful. It still is fucking awful.
Somehow these malevolent pube-twangers (probably thanks to their legion of twenty and thirtysomething female fans) have managed to have the second biggest selling album of 2006. This means that (pun intended) these cunts are back for good.
Great! Another God knows how many years of fat Gary Barlow, the homunculus Mark Owen and those other two cunts whose names I can't remember.
Whilst we're at it why don't we bring back New Kids on the Block or Kajagoogoo or some other fat, aged boy band for one more fat, aged pay day.
Fuck it all into a cocked hat!
Their music was fucking awful. It still is fucking awful.
Somehow these malevolent pube-twangers (probably thanks to their legion of twenty and thirtysomething female fans) have managed to have the second biggest selling album of 2006. This means that (pun intended) these cunts are back for good.
Great! Another God knows how many years of fat Gary Barlow, the homunculus Mark Owen and those other two cunts whose names I can't remember.
Whilst we're at it why don't we bring back New Kids on the Block or Kajagoogoo or some other fat, aged boy band for one more fat, aged pay day.
Fuck it all into a cocked hat!
posted by The Nothing Man at 10.1.07
11 Comments:
I was always indifferent to Take That.
It's oddly the lesser boy bands, Blue, and 5ive (where's the F-in Five?) and the like, who I despised.
Take That grinned a lot and seemed to have fun. The other two took themselves very very very seriously indeed and thus deserve to have their balls lopped off to go with their all-natural lobotomies.
All boy bands must be fucking destroyed. Pondlife, Poncezone, Blue and all other wankers are the first to go in the big clearout
The big clearout. Hmmmm. I'm a little nervous of you being in charge that day, Nothing Man.
On the other hand, I wouldn't mind being involved in creating the destroy list myself...
LFM, those who are removed in 'The Big Clearout' will have deserved it. I shall allow you to add a few names in, if it takes your fancy!
If it wasn't for Take That, we wouldn't have Robbie. That's their only saving grace.
You mean Robbie 'Fucking Cunt' Williams? Yeah where would we be without him...
Well, I guess I can give you a few (hundred) names for the big clearout, because that does indeed "take my fancy" (which sounds vaguely kinky and arousing, somehow).
Must they be based in Cunt London, or can they be fucking Americans?
Wow, this is the most comments my humble blog has ever had (4 separate indivduals)!!
LFM, you can throw in as many as you like from all walks of life.
In fact, that gives me and idea. I shall post my ten for the big clearout and then nominate others to do the same. Hurrah!
You popular, popular Man. Four different stalkers.... er.... commenters. And many lurkers, I'm sure. Who knew anger was so appealing?
Well, Fweng did, I guess.
Strictly speaking Im not sure kajagoogoo should be classed as a boy band in the same mould as take that. But, hey, if we can still remember them and their one vaguely successful single after 20 years!
oh dear! you are a really arrogant nasty fucker! gary barlow is one of the best singer/songwriters this country has ever seen and their new album is absolutly brilliant! just cos they aint ur cup of tea dont mean u can say such hurtful words towards them. look where they are... look where you are! fuckin get a grip u clueless wanker!
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