The 176 Bus - riding the whirlwind
The second half of the title is pure vitriolic sarcasm. Whirlwind it most certainly was not.
It took this bus over half an hour to get down the Strand this evening. For once the phrase I could have walked it faster really was true.
Whoever planned the Waterloo Bridge works, and took away several bus stops in the process, are fucking imbeciles of the lowest order. Somehow this gaggle of fuckwits have town planned this already slow stretch of road into oblivion. This is the town-planning equivalent of a double-anal, ie. the placing of two cocks into an orifice that isn't even supposed to take one! The Strand is now a log jam of hideous proportions.
I think I'll take a different bus tomorrow!
It took this bus over half an hour to get down the Strand this evening. For once the phrase I could have walked it faster really was true.
Whoever planned the Waterloo Bridge works, and took away several bus stops in the process, are fucking imbeciles of the lowest order. Somehow this gaggle of fuckwits have town planned this already slow stretch of road into oblivion. This is the town-planning equivalent of a double-anal, ie. the placing of two cocks into an orifice that isn't even supposed to take one! The Strand is now a log jam of hideous proportions.
I think I'll take a different bus tomorrow!
posted by The Nothing Man at 6.12.06
2 Comments:
Double-anal! Ha! That is the best angry visual image ever! Spew, baby, spew!
Thank you for the compliment. Although I didn't invent the double-anal. Somebody else did. Somebody with a really twisted and strangely original mind!
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