All change!
Much has changed in my life since I last made an entry in here.
Firstly, I split up with my girlfriend. It was on the cards for a while and - much as I fought against it - it was fairly inevitable but at least we're still friends and the thing was amicable.
Secondly, I'm living upon various sofas and in various spare rooms until I can find a place that I can afford in an area that won't involve me dodging the bullets and knives of disenfranchised youths (which in gorgeously sunny Cunt London is easier said than done).
Thirdly, I'm feeling oddly less angry than usual (maybe some of the piss and vinegar has been taken out of me by the break-up).
Fourthly, I've taken to liking records by Mika, The Scissor Sisters, Take That and Akon... ha ha, fuck that, they're still all ass clown cunts in need of serious schooling in the musical arts.
Fifthly, I'm feeling that change number one is my opportunity to alter things in my life that need changing. I need to finish some actual writing (non-blog) and I need to dig myself out of my debts and have some real fun before I end up (more) bitter and twisted and unable to comprehend the world in which I live...
but still vent my spleen once in a while - just for the sheer fuckery of it.
Firstly, I split up with my girlfriend. It was on the cards for a while and - much as I fought against it - it was fairly inevitable but at least we're still friends and the thing was amicable.
Secondly, I'm living upon various sofas and in various spare rooms until I can find a place that I can afford in an area that won't involve me dodging the bullets and knives of disenfranchised youths (which in gorgeously sunny Cunt London is easier said than done).
Thirdly, I'm feeling oddly less angry than usual (maybe some of the piss and vinegar has been taken out of me by the break-up).
Fourthly, I've taken to liking records by Mika, The Scissor Sisters, Take That and Akon... ha ha, fuck that, they're still all ass clown cunts in need of serious schooling in the musical arts.
Fifthly, I'm feeling that change number one is my opportunity to alter things in my life that need changing. I need to finish some actual writing (non-blog) and I need to dig myself out of my debts and have some real fun before I end up (more) bitter and twisted and unable to comprehend the world in which I live...
but still vent my spleen once in a while - just for the sheer fuckery of it.
5 Comments:
Stop being so uncharacteristically happy, you arsemuncher. This is all heading sharply towards you getting laid in Spain while I snivel in the next room.
And stop going on about your weight loss too.
You are, as ever, a cunt.
FB.
Dear Useless Fuck, I mean Nameless Nobody, Like this blog but I don't know why. Have fun in Spain. Signed, Bitch American Girl.
Hey!!! You're back! And I didn't notice until Fweng linked you!
What the hell? I know you were going through changes, but really... you abandoned us. Now, get off your arse and write (not just that non-blog stuff -- here too).
If you pull another disappearing act again immediately, I may have to come and kick the aforementioned arse.
Oh wait... you were the angry one, I was the nice one. Sorry then. Have fun in Spain.
Love the word cunt. 'Tis a useful thing,innit!
You. Are. Funny!
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